How Do I Use Motor Oil to Fertilize My Lawn?

How Do I Use Motor Oil to Fertilize My Lawn?

Postby aditya22 » May 6th, 2012, 6:06 am

I've been told that you can use used motor oil to fertilize my lawn. I had a nice yard with a stream flowing through one corner, and I was told that taking used motor oil from car dealerships would help thicken the lawn. I've been doing this for over a year now, and it seems to be killing the grass, not helping it. Is this part of the process? Does the grass die then come back healthier?
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Postby tramaine16 » May 6th, 2012, 6:07 am

your problem is your using used motor oil you moron. i pour 5 gallons of castrol synthex motor oil around my double wide every year and my grass is the envy of all the trailer park. women through themselves at me when they see the thick lucisous greenery around my disabled pontiac transam. hell even my own sister is more willing to consumate our marriage when she comes home from the strip club she works at
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Postby danforth » May 6th, 2012, 6:18 am

Motor oil or any oil will ruin your lawn. Try planting brown eyed susans to clean up the earth where you have poured the oil. This is what is done along the sides of dirt roads in Arizona where they have oiled the roads to keep down the dust.
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Postby alphonso » May 6th, 2012, 6:30 am

you believe everything you hear? well hear his. you contaminated your yard so nothing will grow and if it gets into the stream, you will be in big trouble, paying a huge fine and perhaps going to the big house. what a dumbass.
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Postby scanlan23 » May 6th, 2012, 6:42 am

I guess you must be trolling as that is one of the daftest things I've ever heard. If you have really done that, you have ruined your soil forever!
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Postby addae » May 6th, 2012, 6:45 am

Troll.
The EPA will be calling.
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Postby beval » May 6th, 2012, 6:50 am

This is just plain stupid. Your soil is dead forever.
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Postby Kirasten » February 13th, 2017, 9:14 am

@tramaine16 Best post ever. Thank you for the laugh. +1
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Postby Guest » May 9th, 2018, 10:22 am

Fight club much?


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