Any good "roses are red, violets are blue" funny poems?

Any good "roses are red, violets are blue" funny poems?

Postby llwybyr » July 11th, 2012, 12:02 pm

Ive only seen 3 or 4, but theyre pretty funny. One went "roses are red, violets are red. I killed the gardener" another went, "Roses are brown, violets are brown. who crapped in my garden?"
I love them. Please tell me if you have any! thanks
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Any good "roses are red, violets are blue" funny poems?

Postby murdoch » July 11th, 2012, 12:04 pm

Rose are red
Violets are blue
I am schizophrenic
and I am too
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Any good "roses are red, violets are blue" funny poems?

Postby carvel » July 11th, 2012, 12:14 pm

Roses are red
Violets are blue
It's Earth Day I said
And it's up to me and you


Roses are red
Violets are blue
Yes, I love my wife
But, I love you too


Roses are red
Violets are blue
I need some money
Can I get it from you?


Roses are red
Violets are blue
Make mine a double
If I have to spend time with you


Roses are red
Violets are blue
Whatever I want
I know I can get it from you


Roses are red
Violets are blue
My Mama told me
To stay away from you


Roses are red
Violets are blue
My heart skip a beat
When I think of you


Roses are red
Violets are blue
I waited my whole life
Now, I've finally met you


Roses are red
Violets are blue
I can't fool myself
I really want you


Roses are red
Violets are blue
Baby I want you and
I know you want me too


Roses are red
Violets are blue
Please, lets get married
Tomorrow at 2:00


Roses are red
Violets are blue
Don't wait for me
I didn't wait for you


Roses are red
Violets are blue
I hate this tatoo
That I got - of you


Roses are red
Violets are blue
You are my best friend
I'm glad I met you


Roses are red
Violets are blue
Give me your love
I'll give mine to you


Roses are red
Violets are blue
Please clean your room
I think I might puke

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Any good "roses are red, violets are blue" funny poems?

Postby oxnaleah » July 11th, 2012, 12:21 pm

This is kind of mean, but...

Helen Keller: "Roses are black, violets are black."

No offense meant to Hellen Keller at all; she was an amazing woman.
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Any good "roses are red, violets are blue" funny poems?

Postby sebastian » July 11th, 2012, 12:24 pm

Well, there's the facebook one...

roses are red
violets are blue
no mutual friends
who the f*ck are you?
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Any good "roses are red, violets are blue" funny poems?

Postby heinrich » July 11th, 2012, 12:42 pm

Rose are red
Violets are blue
In Soviet Russia Poem writes you
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Any good "roses are red, violets are blue" funny poems?

Postby elisai » July 11th, 2012, 12:45 pm

roses are red, violets are blu-ish, if it werent 4 jesus wed all be jewish
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ANY SHORT FUNNY POEMS?

Postby xxAngelxx » January 26th, 2013, 3:59 am

Roses are red ,
violets are blue ,
if you kill me , my mum will kill you !!!!
BORED SO I WROTE THIS
:D
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Re: Any good "roses are red, violets are blue" funny poems?

Postby winning » February 7th, 2013, 12:05 pm

Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
I can rhyme like Lil Wayne,
Fridge.
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Re: Any good "roses are red, violets are blue" funny poems?

Postby An0nym--err0r » February 15th, 2013, 1:30 pm

Babies are Red,
Babies are Blue,
I kill babies,
So should you!
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